Book: Book: How to Find God

Written By: Joe Hawkness

How to find God Step 1 Go to your local church Step 2 Find your local father Step 3 Be baptisted and be loyal you to your father at all cost Step 4 Kill anyone that is not a member of your church Step 5 Cremate all bodys you find Step 6 Raise Nar-Sie Step 7 Find out you really joined a cult Step 8 Kill yourself after releasing god is fake.