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Silly Astartes V1

Written By: Solid Snake

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Silly Astartes


Veteran Clown Solid Snake

Date: 12/03/2513



1. Tactical Doctrine:
When you’re on the battlefield, blend strategy with a touch of classic clown ingenuity. Outmaneuver foes with precision and a well-timed honk.



2. Organizational Structure:
Keep a solid chain of command. Every member has a role, from the front lines to the backstage. Ensure everyone’s duties are clear, even if they’re juggling flaming torches.



3. Combat Readiness:
Training’s not just about drills—it’s about enduring the chaos with a smile. Prepare for every possible scenario with grit and a gag-filled sense of humor.



4. Recruitment Standards:
Find recruits who can handle a serious fight and a pie in the face. They should be tough, loyal, and ready to face down both the enemy and a tricky banana peel.



5. Standard Equipment:
Equip your team with gear that’s as reliable as it is amusing. From reinforced armor to the classic squirting flower, make sure it’s both functional and entertaining.