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Silly Astartes
Veteran Clown Solid Snake
Date: 12/03/2513
1. Tactical Doctrine:
When you’re on the battlefield, blend strategy with a touch of classic clown ingenuity. Outmaneuver foes with precision and a well-timed honk.
2. Organizational Structure:
Keep a solid chain of command. Every member has a role, from the front lines to the backstage. Ensure everyone’s duties are clear, even if they’re juggling flaming torches.
3. Combat Readiness:
Training’s not just about drills—it’s about enduring the chaos with a smile. Prepare for every possible scenario with grit and a gag-filled sense of humor.
4. Recruitment Standards:
Find recruits who can handle a serious fight and a pie in the face. They should be tough, loyal, and ready to face down both the enemy and a tricky banana peel.
5. Standard Equipment:
Equip your team with gear that’s as reliable as it is amusing. From reinforced armor to the classic squirting flower, make sure it’s both functional and entertaining.
Silly Astartes V1
Written By: Solid Snake
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Veteran Clown Solid Snake
Date: 12/03/2513
1. Tactical Doctrine:
When you’re on the battlefield, blend strategy with a touch of classic clown ingenuity. Outmaneuver foes with precision and a well-timed honk.
2. Organizational Structure:
Keep a solid chain of command. Every member has a role, from the front lines to the backstage. Ensure everyone’s duties are clear, even if they’re juggling flaming torches.
3. Combat Readiness:
Training’s not just about drills—it’s about enduring the chaos with a smile. Prepare for every possible scenario with grit and a gag-filled sense of humor.
4. Recruitment Standards:
Find recruits who can handle a serious fight and a pie in the face. They should be tough, loyal, and ready to face down both the enemy and a tricky banana peel.
5. Standard Equipment:
Equip your team with gear that’s as reliable as it is amusing. From reinforced armor to the classic squirting flower, make sure it’s both functional and entertaining.