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Silly Astartes V2

Written By: Solid Snake

Religion
6. Code of Conduct:
Maintain honor with a side of laughs. Follow a strict code of conduct that values bravery and integrity, but never forget the value of a well-placed whoopee cushion.



7. Tactical Engagement:
Use your tactics like you use your humor—strategically and effectively. Outwit your enemies with clever maneuvers and a few surprise balloon animals.



8. Documentation:
Record every battle with precision and a touch of nostalgia. Include every key moment and the occasional anecdote about that time you scared off a platoon with a rubber chicken.



9. Alliances:
Forge strong bonds with allies through mutual respect and shared experiences. Keep those alliances tight with a mix of serious collaboration and friendly pranks.



10. Confidential Protocols:
Guard your secrets as fiercely as you guard your dignity. Ensure that all confidential information is kept secure and that any classified antics remain strictly under wraps.

Solid Snake