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A Glorious Ode to Arstotzka
Written By: Joe Blow
Non-Fiction
OH GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA, OH GLORIOUS ARSTOTZKA, WE KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY TO THEE.THE MIGHTY FIST THATSMITES CRIMINALS WITHOUT FEE. THE GUIDING LIGHT TO ALL WHO LIVE UNDER ITS GLORIOUS MIGHT! THE ONE WHO REPLACES ALL WITH RIGHTS! OUR ENEMIES, HE SMITES! OUR SINS, HE RIGHTS! FOR OUR LIVES, HE FIGHTS! In our splendour he delights, BUT WE MUST HAVE GRIT, WE MUST HAVE BITE! Under his gaze, there is splendour. Under his gaze we surrender. Communism is the way, under his guize. "Its is perfect, flawless," we surmize! Glory to Arstotzka, we shall rise! GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA, DEATH TO ALL WHO TRY TO DEFY!