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THE BALLAD OF IVAN LUKOV

Written By: Ambrosia Shark-Tooth

Non-Fiction
THE BALLAD OF IVAN LUKOV: HERO OF SPACE STATION 13
Ivan Lukov was like any other happy little boy.
A prime example of Soviet youth, the strapping young man spent his days playing.
Frolicking in the fields of frozen Russian flowers, while Anastasia Romanov ruled atop her iron throne made out of the tears of infants and capitalists.
Little Ivan did not care about this.
"IVAN USE FISTS!"
His kind of "Playing" usually involved the brutal slaughter of the local population of Russian Domovoi Alpaka. Then again, that is when he got the attention of Nanotransen.
Nanotransen loved Ivan's personality. They loved his charm. They loved his fists. Thus, he was assigned as a security guard, on their newest station. Space Station 13.
It was then, where tragedy struck. I will not sum up the complete horrors of what transpired that day. But all who witnessed such a debacle will remember it with these simple words.
BRING ME MICHAEL!
_______________________________________ Written by Ambrosia Shark-Tooth.