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My Boot Polishing Days
Written By: Yu Moma
Non-Fiction
My boot polishing days were my favourite days. I was the best boot polisher in the country. Nobody could defeat me. One night, I was polishing my boots on the balcony. Suddenly, my boots slipped from my hand dude to the lack of friction that day. I heard a scream coming below from a boy. " Look! A shooting star!" he yelled. I was that good.Everytime when there is training, my friends would wear sunglasses because the reflection off sunlight from my boots were blinding. I caused three people to go to the hospital to get their eyes fixed. I could'nt help it. I AM THE BEST BOOT POLISHER!.And then, he came. Gary Altman had asked me for advice on boot polishing. Being the good guy I am, i gave hime my polishing cloth. That was a mistake. My whole world came crashing down.Yes, he defeated me. How did he accomplished that? I don't know. He used tactics know one have ever heard off. He used vinegar, tissue paper and even a hair dryer. What the heck? He was successful nevertheless. From that day, I gave up. Yes, i threw away my kiwi, my cloth, everything, I decided that polishing wasn't for me. Not anymore. Based on a true story.Non-Fiction