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How to Find God
Written By: Joe Hawkness
Religion
How to find God
Step 1 Go to your local church
Step 2 Find your local father
Step 3 Be baptisted and be loyal you to your father at all cost
Step 4 Kill anyone that is not a member of your church
Step 5 Cremate all bodys you find
Step 6 Raise Nar-Sie
Step 7 Find out you really joined a cult
Step 8 Kill yourself after releasing god is fake.