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ss13 Guide for Noobies

Written By: Chase Fragger

Fiction
I've been on this station a few times, i know how it goes.
there are so many enemy corperations and aliens trying to get into this station and conquer it. There are even brainwashed crew member attempting to raise eldritch gods out of the void. I'm Chase Fragger and i'm here to tell you this station isn't just another research station trying to crack the mysteries of plasma, like it's 12 other brothers, it's soomething more horrifying then anyone knew when they signed up. And centcomm knows it. So here's a list of deadly things you can come across on this station!
  • Traitors from the syndicate bent on taking, either lives or items of great value.
  • Agents double crossing and stabbing eachother in the back.
  • Apprentices from the wizard's federation.
  • Spider clan agents worthy of the title "Ninja".
  • malfunctioning AIs trying to rid the world of the infested ss13, full of "harm bringing non-humans".
  • Aliens we call xenomorphs that infect humans and use thier body as an incubator for larvae.
  • Shape shifting aliens that suck humans dry of thier fluids.

and so much more. Stay sharp and robust, young assistant. For this station will try to bring you to your knees.
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