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THE RUMBLE PIT
Written By: John Berkheimer
Non-Fiction
It all began with Damarcus Allen shouting a guttural challenge into the public radio! The shout "Nerd!!" echoed across the station! Jumanji wanted to accept the challenge but backed out, as he was too SCARED. Sam Patton stepped up to the challenge and challenged Damarcus to a fist fight at the ring! Truly the hero this station deserves! Unfortunately Sam was soundly defeated by Damarcus!
The end of round 1.
At this point Jess Radley and Elsie Delute entered the ring! They wanted a battle royale! Sam, though soundly defeated, still had enough vim and vigor to enter the ring! Unfortunately he was quickly beat down by the three other combatants! Damarcus soon followed Sam in eating the dirt of the RUMBLE PIT! Crew, the fight between Elsie and Jess was truly something to see! I had started a cigarette at the start of the fight and it was gone by the time the round was finished! Elsie and Jess pummeled each other but not enough to knock each other out! At one point Jess stopped fighting due to a temporary coma and Elsie showed mercy. There was a temporary hiatus until Jess was ready, at which point the round continued. Perhaps due to karma, Elsie was the victor. As the lady she is she offered her hand to Jess, who accepted. Such sportsmanship! A match that may never be riviled in the short life I have left!
The end of round 1.
At this point Jess Radley and Elsie Delute entered the ring! They wanted a battle royale! Sam, though soundly defeated, still had enough vim and vigor to enter the ring! Unfortunately he was quickly beat down by the three other combatants! Damarcus soon followed Sam in eating the dirt of the RUMBLE PIT! Crew, the fight between Elsie and Jess was truly something to see! I had started a cigarette at the start of the fight and it was gone by the time the round was finished! Elsie and Jess pummeled each other but not enough to knock each other out! At one point Jess stopped fighting due to a temporary coma and Elsie showed mercy. There was a temporary hiatus until Jess was ready, at which point the round continued. Perhaps due to karma, Elsie was the victor. As the lady she is she offered her hand to Jess, who accepted. Such sportsmanship! A match that may never be riviled in the short life I have left!