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Foam Force

Written By: Annalee Call

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Foam Force

Riot gear, bulletproof armor, captains armor, it don't matter. None of that will help you here.
Brought to you by the Donk Corporation comes Donksoft, fulfilling all your childish wants and desires. Yes the Donk Corporation's head founders experience as ex-pirates gave them the perfect idea for how to create a game with no harm with all the fun of real lethal weapons. Let's go through the equipment of foam force shall we?
  • Ammo Box (Foam Darts)- A box already filled with forty Darts
  • Donksoft SMG- Holy shit where did you get this badboy?
  • Foam Force Armblade- For close encounters
  • Foam Force Crossbow- Impress everyone who's using Foam Force Guns with your individuality
  • Foam Force SMG Magazine- Better not lose this
  • Foam Force Shotgun -Kill em off the classic way


Here's some quick info on some of these items. Donksoft SMG is a two-round burst with twenty shells that can be held in a single magazine. Stock up on magazines and you won't be shot down. Foam Force Armblade and Crossbow are usually obtained from arcades in case you didn't know. Foam Force Shotguns can be bought from the Foam Force Shotgun crate in cargo. Shotguns can hold four Darts with a single Dart in the chamber. The Shotgun and Crossbow must be cocked before firing. Remember, resting on the ground can avoid a shot if it's not directly aimed at you. In other words, DROP DOWN SOLDIER. If you're new to the street and don't have a good storage system for your Darts (back spaced used to hold the Shotgun perhaps?) just empty a pack of cigarettes and store Darts in there. The cigarette packet will hold up to six Darts. If you're truly robust don't bother holding a gun at all. Just catch the bullets mid-air and throw them back (think you're fast enough?).

The Foam Force Crate costs only 10 so it's not unreasonable for the QM to even agree to it. Each crate has eight Shotguns for your enjoyment and if you're serious about playing Foam Force consider getting the High-Traction Floor Tile Crate. It can seriously improve the enjoyment you get from shooting people trying to do their jobs. Not to mention wasting even more Nanotrasen resources!

We all of course know one of the most important factors of Foam Force. Style. Without style you're just a winner who no one's gonna bother to remember. Consider getting a tactical turtleneck and some red glasses. Maybe orange glasses and a military jacket. Just make sure you're not going around and earning a name for yourself with that old grey suit on.





Foam Force is superior in all ways to laser tag. In laser tag you are told when you've been shot while with Foam Force you fucking feel the pain. If you want to play laser tag over Foam Force you might as well go put on cardboard and play pretend tea parties in the holodeck.