I woke up one morning, the same as ever, i slowly rose up out if bed as the warm draft eminating from the heating vent hit my face like a short relief from the cold dark inadicquacies of life. As i put on my uniform i looked down at my pda and unlocked it... .... Nothing.... As usual, no replies, i gave a sigh and greeted honkuloth the third with a terse nod as I walked out the theatre. Another day in paradise... Suddenly i heard a loud sound, a hauntingly familiar, yet distant cry, i got the sense of a comical undertone in the sound, I stepped over the mime's corpse and headed off to investigate. They had sent them in droves, wave after wave, we had tried, but our batons only lasted so long, we just... couldn't harm baton all those damn... I stopped on the spot, a shock coursing through my body when I suddenly saw something,a mundane object.. a blood stained bike-horn yet what it made me realise was byond(get it?) the depths of hell THEYRE HERE I was brought up as a security officer, NT profiling had me penned from day one, I was brought up with an innate hatred of clowns, I had seen them murder my co workers while i just... sat there, slipped on a banana peel. A comical misfit for such a tragic occurance. They had laughed at us all and had stabbed the others with pens. I heard a loud sound come from behind me, the lights shut off, flickering slowly and fading into non existance, I saw a sillhoutte, "hello?" I asked, but the one response I got back was a shrill scream. I panicked and whiped out my harmbaton and powered it up, i struck the eldritch horror, but it got right back up... and i slipped on it's pda, it leant over me, exposing large pink fangs and whispered "One of us" as it chanted, high pitched whispers echoed its' words as it kicked the mirror in my direction... I realised with horror, that I... was... ONE OF THEM All the thoughts in my mind were interrupted with a loud HONK as i crept slowly into unconsciousness, second by second, losing grasp on life as my limbs were torn asunder with a flurry of unholy HONKS it screamed "kek" while devoruing me In my last fleeting moments, I came to realise that... There is nothing... but honk.Honks, and more honks in this spine tingling tale of clowns and sec