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The Donk Corporation
We all know and love Donk.co Signature Donk Pockets found in the kitchen, virology, the prison wing, and at times in maintenance. But what do we know about the company that makes it? And what makes Donk Pockets so delectable? Well unfortunately much information about the company has either been lost and perhaps remains on deserted space stations or has been held behind locked doors of the Donk Corporation.
Donk.co might want you to believe it started on Earth in some kind grandmothers kitchen, after spending time perfecting the recipe. This could not be further from the truth. Donk.co was actually founded and led by a group of ex space pirates, whose ruthless tactics turned into ruthless business tactics. The tactics payed off and not too long after the company's startup, Donk.co consisted of a series of colonial governments and companies. Not too shabby for a pastry company. This rise to power didn't last though as Donk.co was soon reporting being purposefully swindled out of their fortune. Who would dare do such a thing to our beloved Donk.co you ask? Strangely, Donk.co reported Nanotrasen as the accused and Donk.co soon after was the first to officially begin confrontations against Nanotrasen. What actually happened with Donk.co's fortune is unknown to the public and we have no idea if what was reported is actually true or not. Donk.co's drop in fortune was true however, as soon their controlled colonies were in terrible poverty. This first blow to the Donk Corporation would not be the last in history however as soon they would find themselves in an all-out war against another food company lesser known to crewmembers today.
The public reports offer little of the actual events that took place but it's clear to everyone that the rivalry between Donk.co and the lesser known Waffle Corporation (who claim to be the producers of the best waffles in the galaxy) were both involved in a political scandal that turned ugly. Real ugly. So ugly in fact that both companies declared a state of all-out-war against one another. Donk.co had very vicious attacks against Waffle.co by sending operatives to steal high valued equipment and information as well as executing key personnel or ransoming their lives for money. These brutal war tactics were efficient and pulled off very well, causing Waffle.co to greatly suffer because of it. That being said, it's not as though Waffle.co didn't harm Donk.co just as much. It is unknown how the Waffle Corporation managed to secure the large arsenal of weapons of mass destruction that they did, but they put them to full use. Normally this sort of rivalry would have a much larger scale of death then they did, perhaps continuing on for decades and decades and reaching far across the galaxy, but fate seem to have spun a different web of reality for these two companies. The Waffle Corporation lost an overwhelming majority of its military as well as a few members of the company's leaders as they split and merged with Donk.co in an attempt to end hostilities between the two. This was likely the wisest choice they could make as the two companies clearly were on a path of mutual destruction. The Donk Corporation has thrived since, its official Donk Corporation having supplied our own station with delicious Donk Pockets. What became of the merger company you ask? The part of Donk.co that joined with Waffle.co formed the Gorlex Marauders (of course Donk.co still fully functioned in itself as a pastry company). The Gorlex Marauders are unknown in most public records but are believed to be the constant pacifier of Donk and Waffle disputes and prevent another war from happening. Later on the Gorlex Marauders were subsidized by Cybersun Industries (a well-known organization that bases its business model primarily on the research and development of human-enhancing computer and mechanical technology), though this has only happened in recent years. The rich history of The Donk Corporation is a strange one, with a peculiar founding and one simple amazing product.
Are you interested in making Donk Pockets yourself? It's easy! First start by processing a single piece of raw meat. Next, make some cake batter by mixing 15 egg yolk, 15 flour, and 5 sugar. Flatten the cake batter with a rolling pin and cut it with a knife. This should make 3 raw pastry bases. Microwave one and put it on a table with the processed meat. Use some of that cooking skill and you have yourself a homemade Donk Pocket.
Here's another recipe that use Donk Pockets. Get 3 warm Donk Pockets, 1 tomato, 1 cheese wedge, and 1 pizza bread. Mix them together on a table and you'll have a Donk Pocket Pizza. What could be more enjoyable to munch on?!
Donk Pockets contain 4 Nutriment and Omnizine if warmed in a microwave. Remember, you can always reheat a Donk Pocket if it cools down.
Donk Pocket Pizza contains 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, and 6 Vitamins. Remember, you can always slice that pizza!
The Donk Corporation
Written By: Annalee Call
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We all know and love Donk.co Signature Donk Pockets found in the kitchen, virology, the prison wing, and at times in maintenance. But what do we know about the company that makes it? And what makes Donk Pockets so delectable? Well unfortunately much information about the company has either been lost and perhaps remains on deserted space stations or has been held behind locked doors of the Donk Corporation.
The public reports offer little of the actual events that took place but it's clear to everyone that the rivalry between Donk.co and the lesser known Waffle Corporation (who claim to be the producers of the best waffles in the galaxy) were both involved in a political scandal that turned ugly. Real ugly. So ugly in fact that both companies declared a state of all-out-war against one another. Donk.co had very vicious attacks against Waffle.co by sending operatives to steal high valued equipment and information as well as executing key personnel or ransoming their lives for money. These brutal war tactics were efficient and pulled off very well, causing Waffle.co to greatly suffer because of it. That being said, it's not as though Waffle.co didn't harm Donk.co just as much. It is unknown how the Waffle Corporation managed to secure the large arsenal of weapons of mass destruction that they did, but they put them to full use. Normally this sort of rivalry would have a much larger scale of death then they did, perhaps continuing on for decades and decades and reaching far across the galaxy, but fate seem to have spun a different web of reality for these two companies. The Waffle Corporation lost an overwhelming majority of its military as well as a few members of the company's leaders as they split and merged with Donk.co in an attempt to end hostilities between the two. This was likely the wisest choice they could make as the two companies clearly were on a path of mutual destruction. The Donk Corporation has thrived since, its official Donk Corporation having supplied our own station with delicious Donk Pockets. What became of the merger company you ask? The part of Donk.co that joined with Waffle.co formed the Gorlex Marauders (of course Donk.co still fully functioned in itself as a pastry company). The Gorlex Marauders are unknown in most public records but are believed to be the constant pacifier of Donk and Waffle disputes and prevent another war from happening. Later on the Gorlex Marauders were subsidized by Cybersun Industries (a well-known organization that bases its business model primarily on the research and development of human-enhancing computer and mechanical technology), though this has only happened in recent years. The rich history of The Donk Corporation is a strange one, with a peculiar founding and one simple amazing product.
Here's another recipe that use Donk Pockets. Get 3 warm Donk Pockets, 1 tomato, 1 cheese wedge, and 1 pizza bread. Mix them together on a table and you'll have a Donk Pocket Pizza. What could be more enjoyable to munch on?!
Donk Pockets contain 4 Nutriment and Omnizine if warmed in a microwave. Remember, you can always reheat a Donk Pocket if it cools down.
Donk Pocket Pizza contains 27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, and 6 Vitamins. Remember, you can always slice that pizza!