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The Guide To Medical Chemistry

Written By: Jonmo

Non-Fiction
The Guide To Medical Chemistry


By Jonmo



The first ting any chemist must know how to make, is charcoal. Also called anti-tox.
First, select a large beaker and put it into the chem dispenser.
Add 15u of Carbon
15u of Hydrogen
15u of Welding fuel, to create oil.
Then you add
15u Chlorine
15u Sodium
15u Water
This makes Tablesalt.

Now you need to eject the beaker, and put it into the chemical heater.
Set the heat to 1000k, and wait for the contents of the beaker to heat past 480k.
You now have 90u of charcoal that you can use to your own liking.


Charcoal is the key component to several medicines. I will now list the treatments it is a part of as following
-Eye damage
-Ear damage
-Alcohol remover



Oculine - Eye damage

1 part Charcoal
1 part Carbon
1 part Hydrogen

Inacusiate - Ear damage

1 part Charcoal
1 part Carbon
1 part Water.

Antihol - Alcohol remover

1 part Charcoal
1 part Ethanol
1 part Copper.




Core Healing Medicines




Silver Sulfadiazine - Burn salve

Take one large beaker.
Fill it with:
15u Hydrogen
5u Nitrogen
15u Chlorine
15u Oxygen
15u Silver
15u sulfur.
With this you can create 5 decent anti-burn patches.


Styptic Powder - Brute damage salve


Take one large beaker.
Fill it with:
25u Aluminium
25u Hydrogen
25u Oxygen
25u Sulfuric Acid.
With this you can create 8 decent anti-brute patches.


Alternatively, you can take 1 part blood from a monkey or yourself, and 1 part Carbon, and 1 part of the Styptic Powder to create Synthflesh, wich heals both brute and burn damage, when applied directly to the body part affected.


Salbutamol - Ultra-Stabilizer keep-aliver

Take two large beakers.
Fill the first one with:
5u Carbon
5u Hydrogen
5u Welding Fuel
Then add
15u Chlorine
15u Water
Then add
10u Carbon
10u Oxygen
10u Sulphuric Acid
10 Sodium.
Use the ChemMaster 3000 to siphon off the 35u of Phenol, and 25u Salicyclic Acid.

You should now have 25u of Salicyclic Acid in the first beaker.

Alternatively, you can save the 25u Salicyclic Acid for later, in a different beaker, for using it in a secound batch.

Take the secound beaker, and add:
15u of Hydrogen
5u Nitrogen
then add
15u aluminium
15u Bromin
15u Lithium.
Add the secound beaker to the first one, to create 75u of Salbutamol.

Creates 10 patches, for use in stabilizing patiens that will probably die in a very short time because of oxygen depravation, be it that their heart stopped, or that they hyperventilated too much into a paperbag. Looking at you, Clown.

If you liked this short introduction to medical chemistry, be sure to check out my other book, "The Guide To Badass Chemistry"
A short introduction to medical chemistry