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Book of Clerkintions - Chapter One

Written By: Holy prophet Zarcoun

Religion
Book of Clerkrinthions, Chapter One

1:1 Guard your shitlocker, for it is holy.
1:2 Heathens may try to wrench your shitlocker from your grasp, smite them all.
1:3 He who has the shit, has the power.
1:4 Acquire shit with haste, or you shall be tased.
1:5 Be smart with hacking, or you'll be zapping.
*scribbles* *honk graffiti*

*ruined page*

9:1 Guard your shit, let none touch it.
9:10 And my final teaching, acquire a guard, or be robbed hard.

-Scribed by the holy prophet Zarcoun
Recovered by Itzhak Weissman.