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Big Scaley Motherfuckers

Written By: Dimitri Ishnavekov

Non-Fiction
Big Scaley Motherfuckers

Lizards. Big scaley motherfuckers. I hate `em.

They disrespect our women. They take our jobs. They commit crimes on a daily basis.

Did you know that the Syndicate agency actively searches for lizards to be their agents? That's because lizards are simultaneously more willing to do crimes for extra cash, but are also easier to sneak into positions of powers because of all the fucking laws put into place to advance their position in our workforce.

These lizards have got to be eradicated from our Space Stations, and sooner or later, our societies. Why did we even let them inside our homelands in the first place?

Fuck lizards.