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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1)
Written By: Harry S. Plinkett
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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace was the most dissapointing thing since my son. I mean, how much could you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to Star Wars? While my son eventually hanged himself in a bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunite reality of the Star War prequals is that they will be around... forever. They will never go away. It can never be undone. If someone whos under the age of like twnty says that it's their least favorite series as the Empire Strikes Back because it was the most "boringest" one? Then I suggest you shut this review off right now, before I carefully explain how much of a fucking idiot you are. Where do I possibly start? Nothing in the Phantom Menace. It comes off like a script written by a 8th year old. It's like George Lucas finished the script in one draft, like, turned it in and they decided to go with it without anyone saying that it made no sense at all or was a stupid inhokirent mess. I guess whos at this point is going to question George and tell them what to do? He c