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The Nanotrasen Official to Dating
Chapter One
Picking a Specimen
You know that cute xenobiologist you always see walking past the halls of the bar? You know that gorgeous lady-clown that always honks you in all the right places?
Welcome to the Space Station -- the perfect hunting grounds for a romantic specimen. But how do you know what type of specimen is for you?
Firstly, grab a health scanner from Medical and make sure that your specimen of choice does not have any bodily dysfunctions (such as mental retardation, disease, or smoker lungs.)
If you manage to find a specimen who is in top-notch 100% healthy condition and is attractive to you (and isn't a dirty fucking lizard criminal), then move onto Chapter 2.
Chapter Two
Asking Them Out
There are many ways you can ask out a dating specimen. Your specimen will always appreciate creativity, however, so here is a list of ways you can ask your special someone on a date:
Shoot them, then apologize and ask them on a date.
Ask them to report to your office, and then ask them on a date.
Put a sedative in their drink, then drag them to the date without even asking them. Tell the AI to ask them to go on a date with you. Chapter Three
The Date
Just try to have a good time. ;)
The Nanotrasen Official Guide to Dating
Written By: Nanotrasen
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Picking a Specimen
You know that cute xenobiologist you always see walking past the halls of the bar? You know that gorgeous lady-clown that always honks you in all the right places?
Welcome to the Space Station -- the perfect hunting grounds for a romantic specimen. But how do you know what type of specimen is for you?
Firstly, grab a health scanner from Medical and make sure that your specimen of choice does not have any bodily dysfunctions (such as mental retardation, disease, or smoker lungs.)
If you manage to find a specimen who is in top-notch 100% healthy condition and is attractive to you (and isn't a dirty fucking lizard criminal), then move onto Chapter 2.
Asking Them Out
There are many ways you can ask out a dating specimen. Your specimen will always appreciate creativity, however, so here is a list of ways you can ask your special someone on a date:
- Handcuff them, strap them to a chair, and push the chair into an empty room in maintinence in which you have spelled out the words, "I like you!"
The Date
Just try to have a good time. ;)