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The Actual Bible
Once there was nothing.
Then God came along and ruined all that
He then made a bunch of animals and shit
and humans too
God didn't create lizards
Then there was this whole flood cause everyone was evil or whatever and that sucked.
But don't worry Noah built a boat and now everyone's okay.
Then there was Jesus, who was cool I guess.
He did a bunch of miracles and everyone liked him.
Except the Romans, who were dicks.
The Romans killed Jesus and he died for our sins so be good.
The End
The Actual Bible
Written By: Sandra Sanderson
Religion
Once there was nothing.
Then God came along and ruined all that
He then made a bunch of animals and shit
and humans too
God didn't create lizards
Then there was this whole flood cause everyone was evil or whatever and that sucked.
But don't worry Noah built a boat and now everyone's okay.
Then there was Jesus, who was cool I guess.
He did a bunch of miracles and everyone liked him.
Except the Romans, who were dicks.
The Romans killed Jesus and he died for our sins so be good.