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How the Alien Took Me
I was abducted by an alien this shift. This is my story.
It all started with a quiet evening of DnD. I was sitting and playing a game, when suddenly a rogue security officer dashed in and starting attacking us. Little did I know this 'security officer' was actually an alien in disguise.
The next thing I knew, I was unconscious, sitting in a strange alien room. My hands were cuffed with a material that looked like a beam of light, but had the strength of steels. The walls were thick and dark, surrounded by what I could only assume was an alien plasma, which illuminated the dungeon-like operating room.
Suddenly, another alien came in. He was handcuffed, too.
And my handcuffs were looser than his.
I quickly uncuffed myself before him, and I immediately grabbed a nearby operating chainsaw and split his fucking face open. I didn't stop there, I kept tearing into his chest and I ripped his fucking bones and shredded them into little bits.
Afterwards, I randomly slammed some keys on a nearby strange computer and the next thing I knew, I was back on the statin. And that was my story of how I was captured by an AYYYYY LMAO.
How the Alien Took Me
Written By: Dimitri Ishnavekov
Non-Fiction
I was abducted by an alien this shift. This is my story.
It all started with a quiet evening of DnD. I was sitting and playing a game, when suddenly a rogue security officer dashed in and starting attacking us. Little did I know this 'security officer' was actually an alien in disguise.
The next thing I knew, I was unconscious, sitting in a strange alien room. My hands were cuffed with a material that looked like a beam of light, but had the strength of steels. The walls were thick and dark, surrounded by what I could only assume was an alien plasma, which illuminated the dungeon-like operating room.
Suddenly, another alien came in. He was handcuffed, too.
And my handcuffs were looser than his.
I quickly uncuffed myself before him, and I immediately grabbed a nearby operating chainsaw and split his fucking face open. I didn't stop there, I kept tearing into his chest and I ripped his fucking bones and shredded them into little bits.
Afterwards, I randomly slammed some keys on a nearby strange computer and the next thing I knew, I was back on the statin. And that was my story of how I was captured by an AYYYYY LMAO.