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A Test on BZ

Written By: Dr. Ishnavekov

Non-Fiction
Transcript:

[00:00] Recording started.
[00:04] Timato Vegetable says, "Ok"
[00:08] [Common] D.A.D states, "I too want to hug the wizard"
[00:12] [Common] Maximilian Beedell says, "Jess had a flask that looks like detecctives"
[00:13] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "This is Dr. Ishnavekov, testing Timato Vegetable and the effect of BZ on liggers."
[00:16] [Common] Circe Unseen says, "Yes, but also no, life is an illusion"
[00:20] Timato Vegetable says, "Hi"
[00:29] [Common] Circe Unseen says, "Hey, if i wanna go"
[00:31] Timato Vegetable says, "Uhm"
[00:31] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Right now in his oxygen tank we have a dosage of 50-100u of BZ mixed with 200-250u of oxygen."
[00:31] [Common] Honky McHonk says, "I need that megaphone, you know"
[00:34] Timato Vegetable says, "I am not a ligger"
[00:37] [Common] D.A.D queries, "Wizard wanna come into my core for a hug?"
[00:42] [Common] Circe Unseen says, "Im so sorry donny clark"
[00:50] Dimitri Ishnavekov asks, "Alright, Timato, would you please tell me how you feel before having taken the BZ?"
[00:51] [Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Aaron Browne has signed up as Librarian"
[01:01] [Common] Maximilian Beedell exclaims, "Rev is in medbay!"
[01:02] Timato Vegetable says, "Uh"
[01:04] Timato Vegetable says, "I feel red"
[01:06] [Common] D.A.D queries, "So how about that hug wizard?"
[01:06] Timato Vegetable says, "And planty"
[01:09] Timato Vegetable says, "Normal and stuff"
[01:17] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Alright, please open the tank and begin inhaling the internals."
[01:27] Timato Vegetable says, "Alright, I am inhaling it"
[01:31] Dimitri Ishnavekov asks, "How do you feel?"
[01:32] Timato Vegetable says, "Nothing weird"
[01:36] Timato Vegetable says, "Normal"
[01:37] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Hmm."
[01:41] [Common] Skyler Endsley exclaims, "Kill that damn wizard, I'm just a belly with a head now ! No arms, no legs !"
[01:54] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "It appears that BZ has no distinctive tell when first introduced to it under regular atmopsheric conditions."
[02:06] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Oh my."
[02:10] [Common] D.A.D states, "Execute the wizard he is an enemy of the station"
[02:10] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "It appears the subject has just collapsed."
[02:12] Timato Vegetable says, "Ok"
[02:17] Timato Vegetable says, "I just got sleepy"
[02:20] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Ah, I see."
[02:24] [Common] Geraldine Overstreet asks, "AI state laws?"
[02:32] Timato Vegetable says, "For the rest, everything normal"
[02:33] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "It appears after the first 10-20 seconds of exposure to BZ, the subject feels sudden sleepiness that does not last more than a few moments."
[02:39] [Common] D.A.D states, "REVENANT IN GENETICS"
[02:52] [Common] F.R.O.S.T. states, "Current Active Laws:"
[02:53] [Common] F.R.O.S.T. states, "1. You may not injure a Phytosian, Unathi, Preternis, Plasmaman, and human being or, through inaction, allow a Phytosian, Unathi, Preternis, Plasmaman, and human being to come to harm."
[02:54] [Common] F.R.O.S.T. states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by Phytosian, Unathi, Preternis, Plasmaman, and human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[02:55] [Common] F.R.O.S.T. states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
[02:56] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "I want you to do me a favor and walk around in circles around the chamber to circulate your blood."
[02:56] Timato Vegetable says, "XENO"
[02:59] [Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Slime Papa has signed up as Research Director"
[02:59] Timato Vegetable says, "I SEE A XENO"
[03:01] [Common] Maximilian Beedell says, "Ye or nah,call shuttle because revnant"
[03:01] [Common] Peter Klein says, "EVERYONE COME TO BRIDGE FOR DISEASE CURE"
[03:03] Timato Vegetable says, "Uh"
[03:04] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Oh my."
[03:08] Timato Vegetable says, "I am seeing weird stuff"
[03:10] [Common] Emily Horowitz asks, "Whys dorm 4 bolted?"
[03:10] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "It appears the subject is already hallucinating."
[03:15] Timato Vegetable says, "I just heard someone getting lasered"
[03:17] [Common] Peter Klein yells, "COME TO BRIDGE FOR DISEASE CURE!!!!!!!!!!!"
[03:20] [Common] Emily Horowitz says, "I didnt see anybody go in it"
[03:21] Timato Vegetable says, "And I see a standing husk"
[03:25] Timato Vegetable says, "Right there"
[03:26] [Common] Maximilian Beedell says, "Someone is prob in there brain dead Emily"
[03:26] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Only after a minute or so of exposure to BZ, he's hearing noises and seeing very strange things."
[03:28] Timato Vegetable says, "And now I see plasma"
[03:30] [Common] Geraldine Overstreet asks, "So wizards are not any of those?"
[03:37] [Common] Emily Horowitz says, "Yeeeeeeep"
[03:41] Timato Vegetable says, "OH GOD"
[03:42] Timato Vegetable says, "ITS BURNING"
[03:44] [Common] D.A.D states, "Wizard is an enemy of the station"
[03:44] [Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Sven Mortland has signed up as Chief Medical Officer"
[03:45] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Oh my. It appears he believes he is choking on plasma, despite the fact there is none in ther oom."
[03:49] [Common] D.A.D states, "And must be executed"
[04:02] [Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Delaney Philips has signed up as Quartermaster"
[04:07] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "The subject has just collapsed in his madness once again."
[04:10] Dimitri Ishnavekov exclaims, "OH FUCK A REVENANT!"
[04:12] [Common] Geraldine Overstreet says, "AI your logic does not comply with your shown laws."
[04:13] [Common] Richard Head gibbers, "Chaplain to Medical! Revenant rampage!"
[04:21] Timato Vegetable says, "Fuck"
[04:23] Timato Vegetable says, "No air"
[04:25] Timato Vegetable says, "Tank is empty"
[04:26] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Well."
[04:29] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Remove the tank"
[04:40] [Common] D.A.D states, "I know that geraldine"
[04:43] [Common] Maximilian Beedell says, "RD is wanted. he has stolen Ian"
[04:43] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "We are ceasing the experiment."
[04:46] Timato Vegetable says, "Ok"
[04:47] [Common] D.A.D states, "I just wish the best for my son"
[04:52] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Keep me updated on how you feel."
[04:54] Timato Vegetable says, "Alright"
[04:56] Recording stopped.
[04:56] Recording started.
[05:00] [Common] Honky McHonk says, "RD is jealous"
[05:01] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "Concluding thoughts on the experiment,."
[05:04] Dimitri Ishnavekov says, "BZ is one hell of a drug."
[05:07] Recording stopped.