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How to Library
Written By: Thomas Lemon
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So you want to be a librarian? Wow, I'm sorry. Contrary to popular belief, you will almost NEVER have to help anyone check out a book. Maybe you can have people play a shoddy game of D&D in the back, or a little poetry club that will undoubtebly fall apart into ripped off Linkin Park lyrics, or perhaps you can even give the clown your camera and watch the fun unleash itself! Truth is, this job is NOT about the books. I mean, you still have to stock the shelf, that's like, the one THING you gotta do, but just pick the books YOU like, cause you're likely the only one who's interested. The only reason I would reccommend this job? The people you meet. Occassionally, you will have a fun little fiasco, mayhaps with a clown who just wanted to take some pictures, maybe not but that's just me...Anyway, the people who waltz into your library and decide that they want to fuck with you today, they keep it interesting and god am I thankful for them. Otherwise, the bar is a nice place to read, while you can.ReferenceSlam Poetry Not Included